- Fireman Blowup Doll
- A full-size inflatable doll
- Features an eight inch yet limp penis
Looking for a male guest of honor for your bachelorette party? If you're like me, you prefer the strong, uniformed, brave, firefighter. I like the extremely silent type, with an eight inch penis. That may seem specific, but hey, I work hard for my money so that I can buy the man I need. Typically I go for a more solid penis, but this one is pre-blown so I don't mind.
That's right, his penis isn't hard it is just part of the blow-up-doll. So it ends up kind of limp. Can you still have fun with a limp dick? I dunno, ask your grandma. I guess you probably could.
The Fireman Blow Up Doll is a cartoon-faced blowup doll with an 8" penis. Blowup dolls are great for the bar, and as giant floaties at pool parties. Really, though, people will let a fireman into their house without question. This sexy dude will be welcomed at any bachelorette party.
Note: The Fireman's penis isn't a dildo, but an extension of the blowup doll. Sorry, ladies. He goes very limp if you try any funny business. If you were to bite down too hard you will deflate his entire being. No matter what you do though he will keep smiling. He's not really the type to complain about not satisfying his woman. He's not really the type to complain about anything.
He is 5'6" tall, limp-dicked, and he has a back door. His hole does not work as a bottle opener, although that is a pretty cool bachelorette party product idea for the future!