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8 in / 20 cm Long
The Penis Ruler makes a great gag gift or party favor for bachelor parties and bachelorette parties alike, and the jokes you'll make about it practically write themselves!
After centuries and centuries, if not millennia, of men obsessively using rulers to measure their penises, I guess somebody decided it was finally time to cut out the middleman and just make the ruler itself a penis. Plus, this makes the time-honored tradition of dick measuring a lot more inclusive - now even women can measure their penises, when they have a Penis Ruler! Because it’s so inclusive, the Penis Ruler makes a hilarious gag gift for bachelor parties and bachelorette parties alike. You could probably use it for all kinds of fun party games, too, although you might need a few drinks in you first before you start getting any ideas about that!
Measures up to 8 inches / 20 centimeters.