The Dick Saber Penis Flashlight

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SKU: BP8016
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Features

The Dick Saber is a penis flashlight that you and your friends are guaranteed to have fun waving around and swinging at each other at your bachelorette party!

Hot Facts

  • Long, Realistic Dick
  • Bright Light
  • Takes D Batteries (not included)

  • Item Description

    If your first reaction to the song “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” is to think, “That’s not sexy enough,” then boy oh boy, do we have a product for you. Just imagine, what if Rudolph was a chiseled dude instead of a reindeer, and instead of a glowing nose, he had a glowing penis? Like, sure, Rudolph might not be the sexiest guy’s name out there, but he would more than make up for it with his long, shining member. Rudolph with your dick so bright, won’t you get me laid tonight?

    Okay, so we might have some licensing issues to work out and some Christmas traditions to rewrite before we can make Rudolph the Red-Dicked Hot Guy a thing. But in the meantime, the most important part of him is already here: now you can own your very own glowing penis thanks to the Penis Flash Light! This long, suggestively-shaped beacon of illumination makes an excellent gag gift for the bride-to-be, or it can assist you in your late-night bachelorette party scavenger hunt games. You could use it to help you deliver presents on Christmas, too, but we have a feeling most kids’ parents won’t be too happy about that, so you’d best keep it restricted to bachelorette parties!

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