Hmm, how to make sure that the bride-to-be gets all the attention she deserves at her bachelorette party?
You could have her wear a button that says “Bride.” Nah, too subtle.
You could shout “She’s getting married, buy her a drink!” in the face of every single guy who gets within 5 feet of you at the bar. Nah, that might be a biiiit too much (and might lead to alcohol poisoning).
You could deck her out in a lovely wedding veil covered in multicolored flashing penises? Yes. That sounds juuuust right.
The Light-Up Party Penis Veil combines elegance and raunchiness to make one excellent bachelorette party accessory for the bride-to-be. It’s decorated with cute little flowers, pearls, and a pink heart. And, of course, little plastic dicks that light up in various colors. If you want the bride to stand out and attract all the attention she deserves at her party, we can’t think of a better way to do it than that!