10 Piece Superfun Penis Candy - Multicolored
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FeaturesThe Bachelorette.com classic Superfun Penis Candy is now available in a better value pack than ever before, and you can choose pink or multicolor!
These little peckers are cute. I don't mean that as an insult to their manhood but they only measure a half inch long—which is classified as "itsy-bitsy." It's not that the pecker isn't a foreboding beast of an organ, but anything this small is pretty adorable. Besides, these are the kind of penises that you want to be small. You'll be gobbling them down so fast that if they were any bigger you might choke!
Despite their small stature, these guys are delicious, with a flavor so big they taste three times their size. They’re fruit-flavored and come in five different colors, to please the girls at your party who like penises of all shades and colors. Each package contains a random assortment of ten fruit-flavored penis candies.
Ten per package may not seem like a lot, but it can really add up when each package is less than 50 cents. You could inexpensively buy enough of these to fill a pinata—not that these are appropriate for most parties where a pinata is involved. But they would be perfect for a bachelorette party with a penis-shaped pinata, or any bachelorette party where you all want to snack on a ton of tiny, tasty, crunchy dicks.
They can be distributed as gag snacks at bachelorette parties, used as a fitting topping for penis cakes, or for making cruel jokes. What kind of cruel jokes? That's up to you to decide. We're not going to encourage such behavior. Here at at Bachelorette.com we do not condone cruel jokes, no matter how uproariously funny they are.