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Now I lay me down to sleep,
Upon something that you might peep
If you met a giant, and chose to stare
At what was in her brassiere.
Amen.
That might not quiiiiite be the Christian children’s prayer you remember, but we think it’s a marked improvement. The original one talks about dying in your sleep - no thanks! I’d much rather pray about giant boobs. And look! My prayers have already been answered!
If you’re like me and have always dreamed of using a giant pair of boobs as a pillow - and let’s be honest, guys, you all have - your dreams have just come true. Now you can lay your weary head down to rest on your very own super-soft big ol’ pair o’ titties.
The Big Boobie Pillow makes a great gag gift for the groom-to-be, or a party favor to give out as a reward for winning beer pong or other bachelor party games. It’s ultra-soft and measures 15 inches long. Also, we’re not sure if standard cup sizes apply to pillows, but we’re pretty sure these have got to be at least a D-cup.