Blow Job Kit

Item Description

We’ll go out on a limb and guess that the bachelorette is probably really looking forward to being married. She wouldn’t make you go through the trouble of planning her an elaborate bachelorette party to match her elaborate wedding if she wasn’t. But with her head in the clouds dreaming of honeymoons and diamond rings, there’s a non-zero possibility that she’s forgotten about some of the… less appealing aspects of a long-lasting romantic and sexual union.

Blowjobs. We’re talking about blowjobs. Whether she likes it or not, marriage is about compromise, and she’s probably got a decent amount of dick sucking in her matrimonial future. As her caring friend and dedicated bridesmaid, the least you can do is prepare her with something to make the experience a little more pleasant - or at least, bearable.

The Blow Job Kit brings a whole new meaning to “gag gift” - because hopefully this gag gift will be the only gagging she’ll be doing! It comes with a bib, a spit bag, a breath mint, popping oral sex candy, and a packet of flavored lube. All items that should make this particular matrimonial duty a little less of a chore. When presented with it at the party, she might laugh along with everyone else at how ridiculous a gift it is - but you can bet that later in private she’ll be thanking you for it!