A great bachelorette deserves a great gift, and a great gift deserves great gift wrap. Of course, we’re talking about a bachelorette party here, so you can pretty much replace the word “great” with “penis” and it’ll still be accurate. Even first one. “A penis bachelorette?” I have no idea what that means, but it sounds right.
So, if you’re looking for great penis gift wrap for your great penis gifts for the great penis bachelorette, look no further than this Goofy Penis Gift Wrap. The background is a nice shade of pink that perfectly compliments the myriad penises all over it. The penises have hilarious expressions on their faces and “realistic” ball hair and veins, at least as realistic as you can get while still being cartoony. What’s not to love?
Comes with two sheets of gift wrap, each measuring 18.5” x 24.5”