Want to give the bachelorette a gift that’ll really stand out amongst the crowd? Then you need to think outside the box. Everybody else is probably going to be giving her gifts that will be useful and helpful in her upcoming marriage. So what’s the best way to make yours stand out from the pack? Simple: give her a gift that might ruin her marriage. Give her the Pocket Boyfriend.
Now I know what you’re thinking: Give her a gift that might ruin her marriage? Doesn’t that totally go against the entire spirit of a bachelorette party? That’s a valid criticism, but hear me out. The Pocket Boyfriend won’t necessarily ruin her marriage. It’ll just give her a good standard to compare the groom to. The Pocket Boyfriend is always ready, always hard, and always hits just the right spots. The Pocket Boyfriend isn’t constantly farting or burping or doing other gross man-things, and he’ll never belittle or patronize her. Can she say the same about the groom? If so, great! She should feel good about picking one who passed such a rigorous test. But if he can’t live up to those criteria… then maybe she’d be better off living happily ever after with the Pocket Boyfriend, anyways?
Takes 1 AA battery (not included).