Light-Up Pecker Veil
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FeaturesMake the bride-to-be REALLY stand out with the Light-Up Pecker Veil! It's hard not to get noticed when your head is surrounded in flashing light-up dicks!
Here at Bachelorette.com, we’ve sold bachelorette party veils with flashing penises on them for years. I mean, come on, we could hardly call ourselves a bachelorette party store if we didn’t stock that staple. And they’ve all been great. But you know, almost every one of the veils we’ve sold over the years has shared the same fatal flaw: it only has penises on the back.
I know, right? What’s up with that? Like, I thought the point of these things was for <i>everyone</i> around you to see that you’ve got a bunch of flashing penises on your head? And if you are going to restrict the penises to one side of your head, the back isn’t even the right side. I’m no expert, but I’m pretty sure that’s not where those go!
But at long last, someone has taken a step toward correcting this grievous systemic problem within the flashing penis veil industry. Introducing the Light-Up Pecker Veil, the first flashing penis veil to display its peckers prominently on the <b>front</b> of the headband. Not to mention, those penises are accompanied by frilly lace and colorful flashing flowers, too. And the batteries are replaceable, unlike some other light-up veils which lose all their shine once the batteries die. And the veil is longer and softer than most that we’ve seen, too. Now that’s what we call going above and beyond the call of dicky. I mean duty.
One size fits all with adjustable headband. Includes 3 LR44 batteries.