Now I lay me down to sleep,
Upon something that you might peep
If you met a giant, and chose to stare
At what was in his underwear.
That might not quiiiiite be the Christian children’s prayer you remember, but we think it’s a marked improvement. The original one talks about dying in your sleep - no thanks! I’d much rather pray about giant dongs. And look! My prayers have already been answered!
If you’re like me and have always dreamed of using a giant’s manhood (or would it be gianthood?) as a pillow, thank god, I thought I was the only one! Oh, also, your dreams have just come true. Now you can lay your weary head down to rest on your very own super-soft big ol’ dick.
The Big Pecker Pillow makes a great gag gift for the bride-to-be, or a party favor to give out as a reward for winning your bachelorette party games. It’s ultra-soft and measures over one and a half feet long!