Giant Penis Wall Decorations

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Giant Penis Wall Decorations are a great way to add a little flair to your at-home bachelorette party, turning any home into a penis wonderland!

Hot Facts

  • Over a Foot Tall
  • Lets Everyone Know Where the Party is
  • Three per Pack

  • Item Description

    One of the most important lessons to learn about event hosting is about managing people’s expectations. It’s important that everyone attending a social function have some kind of idea of what they’re getting into, and bachelorette parties are no exception. You ought to be up front with what a wild and raunchy time this is going to be, so no one finds out later and passes out because their delicate sensibilities have been tread upon and they need to be revived with smelling salts. Has anyone even owned smelling salts for the last seventy years? Doubtful. But people have owned plenty of cartoon novelty penises in that time, and that’s what a good bachelorette party should be about.

    The best way to let guests know that things are going to be getting naughty is with over-the-top penis-themed decorations, and one of the best over-the-top penis-themed decorations are the Giant Penis Wall Decorations. Slap these bad boys on any visible wall of the party space, and they’ll know what’s up. In fact, we would even recommend sticking one on the front door, so the faint of heart can skedaddle without even wasting time taking off their coat and shoes. If they can’t handle a freakishly large smiling penis as a doorman, they probably aren’t ready for your party.

    Each Giant Penis Wall Decoration measures just under a foot and a half tall, and just under a foot wide. 3 per package.

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