Penis Hand Towel

Item Description

If you want to throw a truly memorable bachelorette party, you need to go all out with the decorations. Balloons and streamers won’t cut it for an event of this magnitude. You need to transform your house into a penis wonderland, from kitchen to bathroom. The more dirty-minded among you might have some ideas about how to turn the bathroom into a penis wonderland, but for the sake of the bride’s marriage, we encourage you to please not do that. Instead, why not replace your hand towels with the Penis Hand Towel?

The Penis Hand Towel is a 100% cotton towel that measures 17” x 22” and features a black and white design that might briefly trick your guests into thinking it’s classy, before they realize what they’re actually looking at. The Penis Hand Towel also features a sewn-in loop that can be used to hang it securely on your towel rack with no risk of it falling off. Of course, when the manufacturers designed it, they probably didn’t take into account how sloppy everyone’s going to get at your bachelorette party, so we expect it should actually stay on the towel rack about 50% of the time.