What’s that? ANOTHER new design of penis balloon? But Bachelorette.com, you’ve already got more than half a dozen different kinds! Did you really need to add another?
Yes. Of course we did. Duh, hello, do you even know who you’re talking to? It has always been our firm stance and company policy that you can never have too many penis balloons at your bachelorette party. You could fill the entire room up with them so it’s hard to move through and it still wouldn’t be enough. They’re just that awesome of a decoration. So, since you’re probably gonna be needing a couple hundred balloons, we want to provide you with as many different designs as we can so you can get some variety up in the place.
With that in mind, here’s a great new design for you: the Smiling Cartoon Penis Balloons. Like the name implies, these white balloons feature a design of a veiny, hairy-balled cartoon penis with a big old smile on his face. Just look at that cute mug. Don’t you just wanna kiss him? Well, maybe you should pour the first or second round of martinis first...
6 balloons per pack.