Come one, come all, and see the amazing and mysterious magician Raunchio, capable of transforming any mundane object into a naughty surprise! And for my next trick, I’ll turn any ordinary can of beer (or soda) into a penis! Ready? One, two, and…
Ta-da! Look at that! Now the bachelorette isn’t just drinking a beer, she’s drinking a beer through a hilarious pink chode! Guiness, more like Penis, am I right?
But here’s the real trick: it’s not magic at all! With the Pecker Beer Can Topper, you, too, can transform your bachelorette party guests’ beverages from cans of beer or soda into hilarious and raunchy vessels truly befitting a bachelorette party! This little dick made of food-grade PVC is the perfect size to snap right onto any standard beer or soda can. It has a hole at the top (right where you’d expect) to turn that can into a sippy cup, letting you drink those beverages in true bachelorette party style - right from a penis! Best of all, they can be easily cleaned with warm soapy water, so you can relive the magic again and again!