Funny Floral Penis Balloons

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Funny Floral Penis Balloons add a splash of color and humor to your bachelorette party decorations with a border of flowers and penises and a raunchy phrase in the center!

Hot Facts

  • Floral Penis Border
  • Naughty Phrases in the Center
  • 8 Balloons per Pack

  • Item Description

    If you ask us, there are three qualities that every good bachelorette party should strive to achieve: funny, cute, and penis. Yes, we know that “penis” isn’t an adjective. We stand by our statement. Well, luckily, we’ve found a set of balloons that captures all three of these qualities at once: the Funny Floral Penis Balloons!

    These white balloonss are decorated with a ring of pink, red and orange penises and cute flowers, achieving two of the qualities just like that. That alone would be enough to make an excellent bachelorette party supply, but these balloons go a step beyond: they also have funny messages written in big letters in the center, like “Happy Horny-Moon!” and “Happily Fucking Ever After!” They’ve done it, folks! They’ve hit the trifecta! What more could you hope for in bachelorette party balloons?

    8 balloons per package.

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