- Red LEDs read "Blow Me"
- Less than 5 inches tall
- Takes 3 AAA Batteries (included)
If you’ve decided to go out for a night on the town for your upcoming bachelorette party, there are some things you ought to do to prepare. Obviously you’ll need some kind of matching clothing item, like sashes or necklaces to show that you’re all together. You might want to take a bar game or two, too. But perhaps most importantly of all, you need to make sure you have some sort of ridiculous weapon to brandish against any guys who might get the ridiculous idea in their heads that any of you - especially the bride-to-be - want to be hit on. In our years of organizing bachelorette parties, we’ve found the best defense against creepiness is absurdity, and absurdity is something we stock plenty of here at Bachelorette.com
Your first thought for an ideal weapon might be a giant inflatable penis - ours certainly was. Waving a six-foot schlong in his face is a surefire way to make him feel inadequate and leave you alone. Unfortunately, it’s also a really good way to get you kicked out of the bar. So you need something a little more subtle, a little more portable, a little more concealable... Something like the Blow Me Pocket Fan.
Whip out the Blow Me Pocket Fan, turn it on with the press of a button, and put it up to his face. If the gust of cold air doesn’t blow him away, the bright LED lights dancing around spelling out “BLOW ME” should help him get the picture.
Of course, the Blow Me Pocket Fan has many uses besides shooing away creepy guys. You could also turn it on your friends to see some hilarious reactions, use it to request a “Blowjob” shot at the bar, or (believe it or not) just to keep cool if you’re throwing your bachelorette party in the heat of summer. No matter how you choose to use it, everyone at the party will be glad to have this “cool” little gadget around!
Takes 3 AAA Batteries (included).