Penis Air Freshener

Item Description

When it comes to preparing for a bachelorette party, people tend to focus a lot on the visual aspect of things - the decorations for the house, the clothing and accessories for the bachelorette and bridal party, et cetera. Taste is often a secondary consideration, when it comes to picking out mixed drinks and penis cakes. But it’s also important that you don’t neglect the other senses. A truly slammin’ bachelorette party is a complete sensory experience. Sound and touch should be easy enough to figure out - make a playlist of her favorite songs for sound; and as for touch, well, we’ll let you use your imagination on that one. But what about smell?

If you ask us, there’s only one scent that’s truly fitting for a bachelorette party. And that’s the ripe, musky scent of penis. Good thing they make an air freshener that captures that one-of-a-kind odor, huh?

We’re just kidding, of course. The Penis Air Freshener doesn’t actually smell like penis. It has a nice floral scent, we’re not sure exactly what - lavender, maybe? Whatever it is, it smells a lot nicer than the thing it looks like. But what fun would a regular tree-shaped air freshener be at a bachelorette party? The Penis Air Freshener lets you have the best of both worlds with an air freshener that will satisfy in both smell and sight.