Okay, here’s a stack of eight plates absolutely covered in pictures of photorealistic penises to amuse and titillate your bachelorette party guests. Not enough dicks for your party purposes? Okay, here’s eight napkins, also covered in penises. What? That’s STILL not enough? Good god, your bachelorette party guests must be absolutely insatiable! Alright, guess it’s time to pull out all the stops and bring you a pack of decorations chock full of way, way more dicks than you’ve ever seen in one place before. Except maybe that one night in the sauna in Vegas that we don’t talk about.
The Mini Penis Party Pack comes with a ton of useful bachelorette party decorations and supplies depicting realistic dicks and sexy men. Included in this kit are:
- 8 Penis Plates
- 8 Penis Napkins
- 8 Penis Balloons
- 5 Penis Candles
- 1 Deck of Sexy Man Playing Cards
With a setup that impressive, the only thing missing is a penis cake to stick those candles in, and then I think you just might officially have the penis-iest penis party to ever penis! Oops, I mean to ever exist. I just got carried away talking about all the penises - and with supplies like these, your guests surely will, too!