You Can't Say Happiness Napkins

Item Description

You’ve got your penis wine glasses and shot glasses. You’ve got your penis straws. You’ve got your recipes and ingredients for Blowjobs and Sex on the Beach and all manner of other naughty drinks. You’ve got everything you need to serve up some raunchy drinks at your bachelorette party, right?

Well, sure, if you want your guests to spill and make messes everywhere. Which, let’s be honest, they’re probably going to do anyways. But you can at least mitigate the damage with the best-kept secret in bartending: a hefty supply of cocktail napkins. And since this is a bachelorette party, plain old white napkins just won’t cut it. You need something that’s every bit as festive as your other drinking supplies.

That’s where the You Can’t Say Happiness Napkins come in. These 3-ply napkins feature a nice picture of a rainbow and the words “You can’t say happiness without saying PENIS.” They’re the perfect addition to your bachelorette party bar setup!

20 napkins per package.