Superfun Penis Candle - Brown
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FeaturesSuperfun Penis Candles are the perfect way to top off your bachelorette party's penis cake! This candle imitates a brown or black skin tone.
Yo dawg, we heard you like penis, so we put a penis on your penis so you can penis while you penis.
What? You didn’t get the reference? Does nobody remember Pimp My Ride any more? It was an absolutely classic MTV series. I mean, not so classic MTV that it’s actually, yknow, music, but a classic among totally-unrelated-to-music MTV shows.
Oh. You mean you did get the reference, it just wasn't a very good one? Yeah, that’s fair. Our bad.
Well, you know what’s a lot better? Decorating your penis cake with penis candles. Penis cakes on their own are a lot of fun, but if you want your bachelorette party to be super fun, you might as well go all the way over the top and throw some more penises on top of that cake penis. And then set those penises on fire.
This is the brown version of the Superfun Penis Candle. We also sell a pink version, which you can find here.