Rainbow Penis Straws

Item Description

We've sold flesh-colored penis straws for some time now. Then came along glow in the dark penis straws... then bendy penis straws... but ho-hum those designs are all so passe. I mean, seriously. Glow in the dark? What do they think you're throwing, a penis rave? And bendy straws got old when you were about five. What you need now is something vibrant, something new and edgy, something whimsical that will appeal to mass audiences... something... something... something like, gasp! Penis straws in a rainbow of colors! Genius!

This pack of 10 Penis Straws includes red, blue, green, yellow, and purple straws. It's literally the whole rainbow of penis straws. What? Orange and indigo penis straws? Don't be ridiculous. Who would want those? These penis straws come in all the colors that really matter. And at this price, these unique straws are quite a bargain. One package will probably include enough straws for every girl at your party, and they're durable enough to be re-used if you hand wash them.

Let your guests pick their favorite colors and sip on their beverage of choice. These straws are perfect to use at any party at home... or, if you're feeling especially adventurous, you could take them out with you and show them off at the bar! Proudly order those mixed drinks and drink them down in style!