We want to help you stuff your dick.
Yeah, you heard us right. Sounds a little backwards, doesn’t it? Normally it’s the dicks that do the stuffing. But not at your bachelorette party. It’s time to turn the tables, and see how that pecker likes being filled to the brim with raunchiness.
We’re talking, of course, about penis pinatas. And what better to fill a penis pinata than mints with x-rated sayings on them? Usually you hear the dirty talk before the penis comes out, but now you’ve got to smash the penis before the dirty talk comes out. We’ve sold a variety of naughty candies and mints that could go inside a pinata for years now, but now we’re proud to present you with some of the best pinata stuffers we’ve ever sold: individually wrapped packs of mints.
These raunchy and tasty breath mints are available in a convenient format for pinatas and other bachelorette party games. The large bag contains 25 smaller fun-size bags, each of which has an x-rated phrase printed on it, like “Fuck me!” or “Show me your tits!” And the mints inside these packs have just as raunchy phrases printed on them. Just dump a few bags of these bad boys into that bigger bad boy and you’re ready to go. No longer will your guests glare with unease and worry when unwrapped candies fall out of the smashed paper-mache dick. They will no longer need to wonder where their mints have been. They’ve been inside a penis. But inside that penis, they’ve been inside little bags.
Contains 25 3.1g bags of candy.