Glow in the Dark Penis Straws
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FeaturesLight up your night - and your drinks - with these glow in the dark penis straws, perfect for any nighttime bachelorette party at home or at the club!
What’s the spookiest thing you could possibly encounter when you turn the corner in your house late at night? A ghost? The boogeyman? A big floating medical bill? Wrong, wrong, wrong.
The answer, of course, is a glowing penis. OooOooOoo! Scary, right? Well, now you’ve got the chance to give the bride-to-be the fright of her life ten times over with this ten-pack of scary glowing penises.
Oh, they’re also straws. So I guess that means you could also use them to sip your drinks at the bachelorette party. But I’m sure you wouldn’t waste such a golden opportunity on something as boring and basic as that. You’re definitely buying these so you can hang them in the bride’s hallway to scare her late at night, right? No, that’s ok, you don’t need to answer. I’ll just assume that you’re buying them for that and definitely not to drink bachelorette party drinks, even though they’re really great for that too.
10 glowing penis straws per pack.