Our Very Own Pink and Black Penis Straws

Item Description

After nearly 20 years of selling all kinds of penis straws - realistic penis straws, rainbow penis straws, glow-in-the-dark penis straws, you name it - Bachelorette.com is now proud to foray into the final frontier of penis straw varieties: penis straws of our very own! These cute straws are hyper-realistically detailed (complete with veins, head and balls), long enough to fit in any container you choose to drink out of (7.5 inches), and come in a mixture of jet black and hot pink (10 of each).

And the best part of all is, since they’re our own brand, they’re super affordable! You can get a pack of 20 straws for only $7.99. That’s the best deal on penis straws we’ve ever offered! With a price like that, you could afford to get way more straws than your guests will need for drinking. And why would you want to do that? Here are a few ideas we came up with:

Hold a straw-stacking competition to recreate the Leaning Tower of Penisa.

Give them out to random guys at the bar or club without saying a word, then walking away, leaving them utterly befuddled.

Create a fun scavenger hunt once the host passes out for the night by hiding hundreds of straws all over her house - trust us, she’ll looooove it.

Got any more fun ideas for possible uses? Leave a comment below!

20 Straws per package (10 pink and 10 black).