Here’s a riddle for you: how can you make your bachelorette party guests look fabulous, let everyone at the bar or club what you’re there for, and embarrass the bride with penis-related tomfoolery using a single item?
Okay, that’s not actually much of a riddle. It was very clearly an explicit reference to the Bachelorette Party Pecker Necklaces. Good thing I’ve got this job writing product descriptions, because my aspiring career as a Sphinx is over before it even began.
Anyways, congratulations! You solved my (shitty) riddle. For your reward, you now have the opportunity to purchase the very item I was describing! Truly a treasure to be coveted, these Bachelorette Party Pecker Necklaces do it all. The bright pink mardi gras beads go great with any outfit, the words “Bachelorette Party” printed on them act like official VIP passes for your squad, and the penis shape is… well, penis! You can never have too many fake penises at a bachelorette party. Ooh, that inspired me to write my next riddle: “When can you have too many penises at a bachelorette party…?”
4 necklaces per pack.