Penis Travel Mug
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FeaturesThe Penis Travel Mug will be perfect for drinking mixed drinks out of at your bachelorette party, and the bride can keep it and re-use it for years to come!
I like my men like I like my travel mugs. First, they have to be tall. Second, they have to be ready to go anywhere with me at any time. Oh yeah, and most importantly: they have to have at least ten penises on them.
Maybe those are unrealistic expectations for men. But fortunately, they’re not unrealistic expectations for mugs, thanks to the Penis Travel Mug! This plastic mug with a secure screw-on lid is perfect for taking your beverage of choice on the go. If you’re barhopping, getting your hair and nails and spa treatments done, or anything else that involves going from location to location over the course of the day or night, good travel mugs for all the guests are a must-have. Just fill them up with coffee, or water, or frozen daiquiris, or mai tais, or wine coolers, or… you know, whatever beverage the occasion calls for! The double layers of plastic will help retain the beverage’s temperature for longer, and the tab on the lid makes drinking from them super convenient. And if you’re having a wild bachelorette party, this design just can’t be beat!
Men, get back to us when you’re half as useful as these travel mugs are. Until then, bye~