7.5" Penis Candle

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$5.99 $10.99
You save 45%
SKU: BP8194
Shipping weight = (15.0)oz.
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Availability: 10 in stock

Features

The 7.5" Penis Candle is the biggest penis candle we've ever seen! This massive dong is probably too big to go on a cake, but it makes a great party decoration!

Hot Facts

  • Massive Wax Candle
  • Realistic Detail
  • 7.5" Tall

  • Item Description

    Let’s cut to the chase, we all know why you’re here: you want to light a dick on fire. And who could blame you? We’ve all had those thoughts once, or twice, or every day of our lives. So if you’re finally going to go through with it and live out this fantasy, you better go big or go home. And when I say “go big,” I mean it literally. The only way to truly send a message, to truly feel the catharsis you and your girlfriends deserve, is to burn the biggest penis you can find. I know what you’re thinking, but no, unfortunately, you can’t just go looking in the groom’s pants for a target. Wouldn’t that have been easy? But don’t worry, this is the next best thing, and it’s even easier. All you have to do is click the “order” button above, then proceed with checkout from your shopping cart. No angry bride-to-be, no guy bleeding all over your floor, no sexual harassment lawsuit. When you light the 7.5” Penis Candle on fire instead of a real penis, everybody wins.

    This solid wax candle measures 7.5” tall and 3.5” wide at the base. It’s realistically detailed, complete with veins and balls, and it’s the perfect way to add a little ambiance - or mayhem! - to your bachelorette party.

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