Bendy Boobie Straws
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FeaturesThe only way to drink your drink like a real man is to sip it through a bendy straw - the Bendy Boobie Straws, that is! These are a great drinking accessory for bachelor parties.
Some bachelor parties are classy, nuanced, gentlemanly affairs. They have “fine spirits” instead of “booze,” “hors d’oeuvres” instead of “drinkin snacks,” and “exotic dancers” instead of “strippers.”
Other bachelor parties don’t have time for all of that fancy euphemistic nonsense. Some bachelors are straight-forward, down-to-earth, know exactly what they’re about and aren’t afraid to announce it. Some bachelors just want to suck on some titties as quickly as possible. And those bachelors are exactly who the Bendy Boobie Straws are for.
Bendy Boobie Straws are fun and affordable bendy straws with a pair of boobs on each one, resting over the bendy part of the straw so they’ll be up close and personal when you go to take a drink. That’s probably the easiest way to get a titty in the bachelor’s and everyone else’s mouths without hiring a group of… well, let’s just call them “escorts.”
6 straws per pack.