Crazy Cartoon Penis Balloons
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FeaturesNeed a penis-themed decoration to liven up your bachelorette party? The Crazy Cartoon Penis Balloons are sure to let everyone know things are about to get wild!
What’s that? ANOTHER new design of penis balloon? But Bachelorette.com, you’ve already got more than half a dozen different kinds! Did you really need to add another?
Yes. Of course we did. Duh, hello, do you even know who you’re talking to? It has always been our firm stance and company policy that you can never have too many penis balloons at your bachelorette party. You could fill the entire room up with them so it’s hard to move through and it still wouldn’t be enough. They’re just that awesome of a decoration. So, since you’re probably gonna be needing a couple hundred balloons, we want to provide you with as many different designs as we can so you can get some variety up in the place.
With that in mind, here’s a great new design for you: the Crazy Cartoon Penis Balloons. Like the name implies, these blue balloons feature a design of a distorted and deformed cartoon penis with a crazed look on his face. His wild expression will serve as a good metric for your guests to measure themselves against as they get drunker and drunker, and his penis-ness will remind them that this is one raunchy bachelorette party!
6 balloons per pack.