Freeze! Put your hands in the air! Don’t make any sudden movements, or I’ll shoot you with a bunch of sperm! Oh, you think you’re safe because I’m a woman so I don’t produce sperm? That’s where you’re wrong, bucko… prepare to be showered with a rain of confetti sperm!
It may sound ridiculous, but your guests will know that’s no empty threat when you level the Cumfetti Sprayer at them. This silly contraption has a penis-shaped muzzle, and when you press the trigger, it shoots out exactly what you’d expect to shoot out of a penis. Except less messy. Or, well, more messy? We’re not really sure whether getting your house covered in confetti or actual sperm would be worse, to be honest.
But worry not, your guests will find it so funny being showered with a spray of shiny mylar sperm confetti that it won’t even bother them that they have to clean little pieces of confetti out of their hair and clothes afterward. You could even make a game of it. Whoever picks up the most confetti sperm gets to shoot the gun next. Voila, the burden of cleaning all those little pieces up has been totally lifted from you as all the girls scramble to earn the right to be the next willy weapon wielder. Pretty smart, eh?
Comes with two cartridges, each of which fires six confetti shots.