Cut-Out Penis Banner

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SKU: BP-OZ-BPB-04
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Features

The Cut-Out Penis Banner is an excellent decoration for any bachelorette party that needs a little more dickiness to liven things up!

Hot Facts

  • 3 ft. Long
  • Penis-Shaped
  • Cute Smiling Face

  • Item Description

    One of the most important lessons to learn about event hosting is about managing people’s expectations. It’s important that everyone attending a social function have some kind of idea of what they’re getting into, and bachelorette parties are no exception. You ought to be up front with what a wild and raunchy time this is going to be, so no one finds out later and passes out because their delicate sensibilities have been tread upon and they need to be revived with smelling salts. Has anyone even owned smelling salts for the last seventy years? Doubtful. But people have owned plenty of cartoon novelty penises in that time, and that’s what a good bachelorette party should be about.

    The best way to let guests know that things are going to be getting naughty is with over-the-top penis-themed decorations, and one of the best over-the-top penis-themed decorations is the Cut-Out Penis Banner. We love this versatile banner because it’s easy to hang up in a variety of locations around your house - and maybe even the bar, too! After all, the bartender deserves just as much forewarning as the guests do.

    The Cut-Out Penis Banner measures 3 feet long. It is comprised of smiling cartoony penis-shaped cardboard cutouts joined together by their balls. Adhesive or other hanging method not included.

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