You’ve got the perfect gift picked out for the bride-to-be. Maybe it’s a bottle of her favorite wine. Maybe it’s a personalized memento that you made yourself to show how happy you are for her. Maybe it’s a pair of fundies or a new husband voodoo doll or something else from our gag gifts section. Whatever it is, oh em gee, she’s going to love it. And with such a special gift for such a special occasion, you can’t just give it to her in any old bag or box. You need a gift bag that’s as wild and wonderful as the gift inside is.
And the Happy Penis Gift Bag might just be the wonderful gift bag you’re looking for. Whether the gift inside is penis-themed or not, this chipper little fella will be right at home at any bachelorette party. If you want to make the other guests jealous that their gift for the bride wasn’t nearly as cool as yours, a gift bag like this is a surefire way to do it.
The Happy Penis Gift Bag measures 1 foot tall and 5.5 inches wide.