Naughty Emoji Suckers
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FeaturesNaughty Emoji Suckers are an alternative to penis lollipops that's still tons of naughty fun! They're also very tasty, and your bachelorette party guests will love them!
So, the bride-to-be has banned all dick-themed decorations and snacks from her bachelorette party, saying that she’s “classier than that.” Well, as a friend who’s close enough to her to be planning her bachelorette party, you probably have some memories of her that prove that “too classy” argument is a load of crap. Still, it’s best not to go against the bachelorette’s wishes on her special night. So, how can you inject some raunchiness into this “classy” party without violating the no-dick clause?
Naughty Emoji Suckers just might be the perfect loophole. They’re not penis-shaped like so many other lollipops on this site, but they’ll still get all the guests’ dirty minds going straight to the gutter! Each pack comes with three of the most suggestive emoji to ever grace a smartphone keyboard, made even more suggestive by the design choices here: a squirting eggplant, a pink taco, and a luscious peach. And if those don’t sound naughty to you, just spend a little more time on the internet - or better yet, ask the bachelorette party guests who have their heads perpetually in the gutter to explain it. That discussion should eliminate any trace of “classiness” from the party real quick!
3 suckers per pack in grape, cherry, and peach flavors.