Our Very Own Pink and Black Penis Straws

Item Description

After nearly 25 years of selling all kinds of penis straws - realistic penis straws, rainbow penis straws, glow-in-the-dark penis straws, you name it - Bachelorette.com is now proud to foray into the final frontier of penis straw varieties: penis straws of our very own! These cute straws are hyper-realistically detailed (complete with veins, head and balls), long enough to fit in any container you choose to drink out of (7.5 inches), and come in a mixture of jet black and hot pink (6 of each).

And the best part of all is, since they’re our own brand, they’re super affordable! You can get a pack of 12 straws for a low price. That’s the best deal on penis straws we’ve ever offered! With a price like that, you could afford to get way more straws than your guests will need for drinking. And why would you want to do that? Here are a few ideas we came up with:

Hold a straw-stacking competition to recreate the Leaning Tower of Penisa.

Give them out to random guys at the bar or club without saying a word, then walking away, leaving them utterly befuddled.

Create a fun scavenger hunt once the host passes out for the night by hiding hundreds of straws all over her house - trust us, she’ll looooove it.

Got any more fun ideas for possible uses? Leave a comment below!

12 Straws per package (6 pink and 6 black).

(Please note, our video shows 20 straws because the package used to be 20 straws and the price was much higher, we are leaving the video up though because we though you might like it)