Penis Bridal Bouquet
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FeaturesThe Penis Bridal Bouquet slips just one more penis into the bachelorette's hand on her last night out, or during her bridal shower. Pick one up at Bachelorette.com.
Ahh, beautiful flowers. What bachelorette doesn't love beautiful flowers? What bride-to-be hasn't thought about a gorgeous bouquet, one that will match her Pinterest mood board perfectly? Flowers are just one of the many ways to celebrate the bride-to-be's wedding and adorn her on her special day.
That's why we offer this fabulous faux bridal bouquet. Delicate pink roses, sprigs of baby's breath, and two layers of doilies create a gorgeous bouquet that your bride to be will be talking about for years to come.
Wait, what's that you say? The handle of this bouquet is a penis?! Um, we don't know what you're talking about. You're preposterous. All we see is a handle. A handle with a mushroom head, a handle that, sure, might have a white, flesh-like color. But a PENIS. Come on! We would never!
Oh, that's right. We're Bachelorette.com, and we always do. Offer the Penis Bridal Bouquet to your bachelorette on her last night out, or at her bridal shower. It's guaranteed to get laughs and add just one more penis (you can never have too many) to her special day.