Penis Fiesta Pennant Banner

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One of the most important lessons to learn about event hosting is about managing people’s expectations. It’s important that everyone attending a social function have some kind of idea of what they’re getting into, and bachelorette parties are no exception. You ought to be up front with what a wild and raunchy time this is going to be, so no one finds out later and passes out because their delicate sensibilities have been tread upon and they need to be revived with smelling salts. Has anyone even owned smelling salts for the last seventy years? Doubtful. But people have owned plenty of cartoon novelty penises in that time, and that’s what a good bachelorette party should be about.

The best way to let guests know that things are going to be getting naughty is with over-the-top penis-themed decorations, and one of the best over-the-top penis-themed decorations is the Penis Fiesta Pennant Banner. Slap these bad boys on any visible wall of the party space, and they’ll know what’s up. In fact, we recommend lining the entry hall or foyer with them. If your guests can’t handle an immediate army of dicks in their face, they probably aren’t ready for your party.

The Penis Fiesta Pennant Banner measures 20 feet / 6 meters long. It is comprised of triangular pennants with cartoon penises on them, held together with a durable white string.