Penis Lollipop Straws
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FeaturesWhat could be better than a penis lollipop or a penis straw? Why, a penis lollipop straw, of course, combining two classics into a new favorite for bachelorette parties!
It’s a universally agreed-upon fact among bachelorette party planners and experts that getting the bride-to-be to put something dick-shaped in her mouth is a vital component of a successful bachelorette party. Where there is substantial disagreement, however, is on the question of which dick-shaped item is best for this. Some researchers argue that the penis straw is best, because she’ll keep going back to it throughout the entire night. Others contend that the penis lollipop has the clear advantage, because of how voraciously she’ll want to consume the tasty treat.
Well, it’s finally time to put one of the greatest scientific debates of our generation to rest. The clear answer, and there can be no dispute, is: both! No, we don’t mean having the bride rapidly alternate between sucking on a penis lollipop and sucking on a penis straw (though that would be pretty funny too). We’re talking about a product that combines both of these bachelorette party favorites into one: Penis Lollipop Straws!
These long, reusable straws have a candy pecker attached to the end of them, so they double as a lollipop. You can just eat the lollipop, or just drink through the straw, or you can suck on the lollipop while sipping your drink to create some tasty new flavor combinations! It’s the most versatile way to suck dick ever!
3 straws per pack. Each pack comes with three flavors: cherry, berry, and cola.