Penis Wine Charms

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$8.99 $13.99
You save 36%
SKU: BP-OZ-WINE-01-E
Shipping weight = (3.2)oz.
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Availability: 6 in stock

Features

You can use Penis Wine Charms to help you remember whose drink is whose at the bachelorette party, and they make great party favors too!

Hot Facts

  • Unique Goofy Penis Designs
  • Six Per Pack
  • Perfect for Wine or Martini Glasses

  • Item Description

    Wait… so you’re telling me I can get not just one, not just two, but SIX magical charms that turn whatever I’m drinking into wine? And I can get them for this cheap? Oh man, this is too good to be true. Move over, Jesus, there’s a new miracle-worker in town, and she can turn six glasses of water into wine at once.

    … Oh. That’s not what “wine charms” means? Damn. I knew it was too good to be true. Well, that’s disappointing. But you know, I’m still glad I bought these. They may not be able to magically transform my bachelorette party guests’ drinks into wine, but we can use them to help remember whose wine glass is whose. And when everybody is as drunk as they’re sure to get at a bachelorette party, that’s almost just as useful. Plus, they’re guaranteed to make everybody laugh with their goofy faces and screwed-up shapes. Could Jesus do that? We have no idea. But these Penis Wine Charms can, and that’s all that matters now.

    Six wine charms per pack.

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