A Garter with a Plush Penis Attached

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The Penis Willy Garter from Bachelorette.com is the ultimate combination of sexy and goofy. Your bachelorette won't quite know which way to feel while wearing it - but she will have a great time!

Hot Facts

  • Plush Willy Garter
  • Sexy and hilarious
  • Make your bachelorette wear it all night

Item Description

In the 19th and early 20th century, garters were the height of fashion, and it was common for men and women alike to wear them regularly. But for some reason, nobody really wears them much any more. Nowadays, when a woman wears a garter, it’s usually for a special occasion, and it’s thought of as a particularly sexy thing. So, therefore, if your bride’s dreading the profoundly un-sexy monotony of married life and wants to feel sexy on her last night of freedom, wearing a garter is the perfect way to do it.

And if wearing a garter is a good way to feel sexy, you know what will make her feel even sexier? Wearing a garter with a plush penis attached to it. Oh yeah. There’s nothing sexier than a perpetually-soft two-inch dick strapped to your leg.

Okay, so maybe the Plush Willy Garter isn’t exactly the most erotic thing your bride-to-be could wear. But it is one of the funniest. The elegant pink silk and black lace of the garter contrasts with the absurdity of the cartoonish plush penis to create a truly hilarious image which the bachelorette, the guests, and any random strangers you pass by on the street won’t be able to get enough of. Everyone will like the Plush Willy Garter so much that they’ll probably want to go out and buy their own as soon as they see it. Heck, you might just be able to singlehandedly return the garter to widespread popularity. And wouldn’t you love to live in a world where everybody wears goofy plush penises strapped to the side of their legs?

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