Realistic Boob Candles

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$3.99 $5.99
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SKU: BP-CP.988
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Features

The Realistic Boob Candles are a pack of five colorful and photorealistic candles that make a perfect topper for your boob cake!

Hot Facts

  • 5 Candles
  • Colorful and Photorealistic
  • Perfect for Boobie Cakes!

  • Item Description

    Can you believe this - we’ve been selling boob candles for over twenty years now, with all kinds of different cartoony styles over the years - but you know what style we’ve never seen before, not even once? Photorealistic. We searched high and low, but we just couldn’t find any true-to-life depictions of boobs with which to decorate your cakes and light on fire. It’s like there’s been some unwritten understanding among the candlemakers guild (disclaimer: we don’t actually know if candlemakers have a guild) that only goofy, cartoonish, exaggerated boobs can be set on fire at bachelor parties.

    Well, no longer. We’re not entirely sure why you would care about specifically setting fire to the most realistic-looking boob candles you can find, but now you have that option. Now you can get the Realistic Boob Candles, which capture every detail of real live boobs, right down to the nipples. We only ask that you please refrain from using this power for some kind of evil voodoo sorcery.

    Five candles per pack.

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