Rico the Love Doll

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So picture this: you’re at your friend’s bachelorette party, and everybody’s having a wild time. The margaritas and red wine are flowing, the penis cake’s been cut, and most importantly, you’ve got your very important guest: the naked man sitting quietly in the corner, just waiting for a girl to come have some fun with him. And sure enough, after throwing back another tequila shot, the bride-to-be herself meanders on over to where the strapping young gentleman is reposing in the buff. She works up the courage, goes to grab a hold of this daring exhibitionist’s exposed member... and pffffft, just like that, it shrivels in her grip as all the air rushes out of it.

Yes, we said air. We’re talking about a blow-up man, after all. What did you think we were talking about?

Most inflatable dudes are essentially just weirdly-shaped balloons, easily deflated and unable to stand up to any pressure. But Rico is a REAL man. Err, well, okay, maybe not a “real” man in the literal sense. But, he’s sure as hell the closest thing you’re going to get to a guy who’s totally submissive and willing to let the whole bachelorette party manhandle him... at least at a price like this.

Rico the Love Doll is a high-quality male blow-up doll with a realistic face made of firm and flexible rubber and a real-feeling head of curly black hair. Our other Love Doll, Justin, has a face that’s supposed to look sort of like Justin Timberlake’s. We’re not really sure who Rico is supposed to look like. You know who he looks like? The bride-to-be’s next hot date, that’s who.

Rico’s hands and feet are also made of hard and sturdy plastic, making him a way better dance partner with inflatable extremities. Not to mention his member, which is a perfectly functional body-safe dildo which measures 7 inches long by 1.5 inches wide and has the ability to vibrate... not that you’d need that functionality at a bachelorette party, of course. He also has a soft and penetrable asshole... which you certainly wouldn’t need at a bachelorette party, we’re sure. But, you know, just in case...

The Rico Love Doll comes with a free air pump with dual inflating/deflating functionality, a repair kit, and a USB-powered warming wand, and a controller for his vibrating dong. Why you might need all those things for an inflatable dude you’re bringing to a bachelorette party, well... we’ll leave that up to your imagination.