Screw It Hand Towel

Item Description

If you want to throw a truly memorable bachelorette party, you need to go all out with the decorations. Balloons and streamers won’t cut it for an event of this magnitude. Your guests are here to get drunk, and they need to be reminded of that everywhere, from kitchen to bathroom. You *could* hire a plumber to make your bathroom sink dispense wine instead of water for the duration of the party, but that sounds really expensive and kind of unsanitary. Instead, why not replace your hand towels with the Screw It Hand Towel?

The Screw It Hand Towel is a 100% cotton towel that measures 17” x 27” and features a black and white design of a bottle opener that’s equal parts classy and hilarious, with the words “Screw It” written in big letters. The Screw It Hand Towel also features a sewn-in loop that can be used to hang it securely on your towel rack with no risk of it falling off. Of course, when the manufacturers designed it, they probably didn’t take into account how sloppy everyone’s going to get at your bachelorette party, so we expect it should actually stay on the towel rack about 50% of the time.