So, the bride-to-be has banned all dick-themed decorations and snacks from her bachelorette party, saying that she’s “classier than that.” Well, as a friend who’s close enough to her to be planning her bachelorette party, you probably have some memories of her that prove that “too classy” argument is a load of crap. Still, it’s best not to go against the bachelorette’s wishes on her special night. So, how can you inject some raunchiness into this “classy” party without violating the no-dick clause?
Sex Toy Suckers just might be the perfect loophole. They’re not technically penis-shaped, even though they’re shaped like something that’s functionally pretty similar! Each pack comes with a rabbit vibrator-shaped sucker, a butt plug-shaped sucker, and a ben wa balls-shaped sucker. If the bride is really as classy and innocent as she says she is, she might not even recognize all three of these shapes, but you can bet your ass somebody at the party definitely will. Just think of all the fun games you could play with these delicious and naughty lollipops, like wearing a blindfold and trying to guess what sex toy is being put in your mouth! It doesn’t get much classier than that.
3 suckers per pack in cherry, grape, and strawberry flavors.