Squeaky Pecker Keyring
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FeaturesThe Squeaky Pecker Keyring is a cute, funny, and practical party favor that all your bachelorette party guests are sure to enjoy!
Party Favors are a great way to make sure your guests remember your wild bachelorette party for years to come (especially because, if they get as drunk as they should, they might have trouble remembering it on their own). The only problem is, most party favors are pretty easy to lose. Penis lipstick, penis rings, penis shot glasses… they’re all small, standalone objects that could easily disappear into the depths of a purse or a coat pocket, never to be heard from again.
If you want to give your guests a party favor that will make sure the memories really stick with them, give them the Squeaky Pecker Keyring. It goes right on their keychain, so they’ll never lose it (unless they lose their keys, in which case they’ve got bigger problems). And as if that placement wasn’t reminder enough, it also makes a loud squeaky noise when you squeeze it. Every time they sit down at the right angle, every time they clench their hands in their pockets a little too tight, that high-pitched “WHEE-WOO” will be there to reminder them of the rip-roaring good time they had at your bachelorette party.
Also, every time they give somebody new a ride in their car, they’re going to have to explain why they have a smiling cartoon dick hanging from their ignition. Now that’s a way to keep the raunchy bachelorette party hilarity coming for years to come.