Three Gross Bachelorette Party Supplies

$4.49

Not only is it a little too realistic (I think there is one too many wrinkles on there) but it is sorta limp. Yuck! Maybe you can use it to squirt your friends' shoes.

$9.99

Ugh! Why oh why do they make these things? Not only that, we have them in white, black, and this rainbow one. Ick! I bet I know ten people that would gobble this though.

$8.99

Look, I like to drink, okay. I drink beer sometimes and I'm not strong enough to twist off the top, so a bottle opener works for me. I don't need the realistic texture and the poop stains or pigmentation or whatever is going on there. Yuck.