OK, so this tariff thing is a real bummer. As you can imagine, plastic dicks aren't made in a high-falootin factory in silicon valley. They come right out of China where people don't mind a bit if they are trimming the sharp edges off of your penis straws, and no, they aren't made by slaves or children. We've been there, they are just made by regular people who grew up and live in China. They work in little factories and they joke around with their co-workers just like you and me. Anyway, no one in the USA wants to make all these plastic dicks and if they did they would cost a fortune, so that ain't gonna happen. So that means we have started paying big tariffs.
We still have some inventory that we paid the lower price for, so we are selling it at the same price as before, but that inventory won't last long so our prices will be increasing soon.
If you need some bachelorette party supplies, the time to order them is right now.
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