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I don’t know about you, but in my family, we have a timeless traditional Thanksgiving meal. Mashed potatoes, cranberry sauce, stuffing, and at the center of it all, the star of the show: a couple of big ol’ butterballs.
It’s only a little awkward when someone brings a new significant other to Thanksgiving and we have to explain to them why there are giant dick-shaped lollipops on the table.
Yes, everyone’s heard of a butterball turkey, but we’ve got a butterball that’s way more fun, and perfect for any occasion, from a Thanksgiving dinner to a bachelorette party: Butterballs Penis Pops! I never understood why a butterball turkey was called that, but with these suckers it makes perfect sense: they’re butterscotch-flavored, so you can literally taste butter when you lick the balls. Makes a lot more sense, right? Turkeys don’t even have balls!
One butterscotch penis-shaped sucker per pack. Net weight 1.48 oz.