Giant Pink Penis Sports Bottle

Item Description

This 20 ounce, penis-shaped sippy cup is a distinctive version of the classic refillable drink bottle. Maybe your bachelorette is a hiker or a cyclist who's had all kinds of water bottles in her time. But I bet she's never had one that's anything like this. And after she takes a couple drinks out of this, she may never want to buy another one again.

The Jumbo Pink Dicky Sports Bottle comes complete with a removable straw and cap. The easy-to-fill design makes this bottle better than older, messier models. Nothing's worse than a jumbo penis spilling and making a mess everywhere. This sports bottle fixes those issues so you can have a clean and pleasurable dick-sipping experience.

We're warning you: every guest will want one of these exceptional giant pink dicks. Big Gulp Dicky Drink Bottles make the perfect party favor for guests to take home and use again and again. If you don't want to get one for every guest, you could always get a couple to hand out as prizes for games. You might notice that your friends are a lot more competitive than you remember them being.

The Big Gulp Penis Drink Bottle is a hot way to sip a cool drink. Or a hot drink. Or any kind of drink. It doesn't really matter what you're drinking; even your maid of honor's infamous noxiously strong mixed drinks will taste great coming out of this bottle.

Note: The appearance of this product has recently changed. While our stock is transitioning from the old to the new appearance, you might receive either of two slightly different looking items, both pictured above.