Bachelorette Party Blow Up Dolls Ranked By Weirdness

$79.99

The weirdest blow up doll we sell is easily "Justin" who is supposed to look like Justin Timberlake, but actually looks like Justin Weirdfeet.

$24.99

This is a blow up Grandma doll complete with printed-on wrinkles and grey hair. If your friend is in a May-December marriage, maybe weird is good.

$14.49

To make this doll affordable, they printed a face on a inflatable surface. It gives it a strange but fun look. Also, his six pack is a foot from his penis. World's longest gutters.

$14.49

Do you want a female doll to keep your other doll company? Are you throwing a bachelor party? This doll is for you. At this price, it isn't pretty.

$17.99

For $3.50 more than the regular cheap date doll you can get this one with giant blimp tits. Who doesn't like those?

$79.99

The Justin Doll has a cousin, his name is Rico and he has better printing for his chest hair. He also has a better wig, 5o'clock shadow, and darker skin.